Alexander SUX!!

People who are harbouring thoughts of watching Alexander...

DISPEL ALL THOUGHTS!!

People who have already watched Alexander...

TOO BAD.. U've juz spent $6.50 to enjoy cinema seats and air-con. (that is, provided u've actually enjoyed it)

People who have spent more than $6.50 on Alexander...

CONGRATS! You've juz made it as the "Sorriest Ass of the Year". My heart goes out to you.

People who have bought pirated Alexander VCD/DVD...

You can try throwing it out of your window to see how far it can actually fly. 3 points for hitting an object. 10 points for hitting a human. 50 points to have a dog catch it and chew it up.

You can also try burning 100 copies of it, set up a stall in the interchange and sell it at $5 each.

People who have bought original Alexander VCD/DVD...

HAHA!!! U're juz a sorry ass who got too much money to spend. Maybe you could try placing the notes over a flame to see how quickly it burns.

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Xiao An (from my school)

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为 什 么?!?!