Stupid qns frm jan!

Extracted from Jan's blog:

Stupid questions people ask..
TIME FOR A LAUGH!

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: dun u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the
money.

5. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question: Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer: No I was doing research on whether the
Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you
dumb witted moron.

6. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

7. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No it wont. It will just bleed.

8. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke...
Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in
flames!!

Remember... Dun ask stupid qn next time...

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Whahaa... In regards to the "haircut" stupid qns, i guess most pple will fall into this falacy. Even me myself. And to this, my NICE collegue, Weisong, replied:

"Nope. It juz got chewed up by a dog."

THANX ALOT DUDE.